RUNNER UP IN THE LOCAL D*CK SUCKING CONTEST ugly-sweater-party or any time you want

or any time you want to represent team small-but-mighty

coffee runs

Makes an excellent gift for friends with a twisted sense of humor or anyone who collects shirts that toe the line between clever and crude

and holds up through every reread of your smuttiest dark romance

though maybe not the ones you'd have with your grandmother

RUNNER UP IN THE LOCAL D*CK SUCKING CONTEST ugly-sweater-party or any time you wantAbout This Design Sometimes second place is still worth celebrating, especially when it comes with this level of commitment to the bit. This funny graphic tee features a smug retro banana mascot who's clearly not letting a minor setback ruin his confidence. The design perfectly captures that "almost had it" energy we've all experienced. Why You'll Love This Shirt This humor shirt for adults is guaranteed to start conversations, though maybe not the