But if I were being less generous, I would point out that Magic already had 30 years to figure out how to make good and cool cards
Too-Specific Top 10 - Stax Switch (Icy ManipulatorIcy Manipulator | Art by Douglas Shuler) Rules For Thee, Not For Me Welcome to Too-Specific Top 10 , where if there isnt a category to rank our pet card at the top of, well just make one up
Eldrazi typal strategies love this, as does anything that uses a lot of morph or disguise effects, as those are colorless creatures on the stack, too
This card is probably most at home with commanders such as Urza, High Lord Artificer and Teferi, Temporal Archmage that can run a good number of basic lands and have built-in ways to break parity on the effect through untapping and mana production
Eaten Alive With the right supporting cast (i.e., Infestation Sage, Burglar Rat), Eaten Alive is disgustingly efficient removal