Certainly, ones expectations of success must be tempered by the very real constraints that now exist in the market, but for the diligent and adaptable, good specs are still plentiful
No other card comes close to this absurd yet fitting effect, and I doubt well see it in the future
("Tapping" is the act of turning the card sideways, and is denoted by that curved arrow symbol.) To do so, you'll need to spend a red mana
Critical Miss: Raggadragga, Goreguts Boss A Wereboar commander that leads a group of lycanthropes who drive infernal war-machines across the barren hellscape of actual hell
If you want to be mean, you could cast Armageddon with your infinite mana, then use Kor Cartographer and Sun Titan to get all your lands back, or you might want to use Staff of Nin or Blasting Station to ping your opponents out of the game