If you want a value-oriented mono-black commander, you have much better options, from Gonti, Lord of Luxury to K'rrik, Son of Yawgmoth
Legendary Creature - Praetor Phyrexian Mystic Remora Cumulative upkeep (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.) Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, you may draw a card unless that player pays
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Chaos Warp Given red doesnt enjoy the parts of the color pie that can answer enchantments or indestructible very well (though it certainly has ways around the latter, at a cost), Chaos Warp is an essential spell for mono-red, and even Rakdos decks
I have found that GW is an effective multiplayer strategy because of how quickly it can amass a huge blob of pumped-up monsters on the battlefield