I do not ask you to be tame
Tokka & Rahzar, Terrible Twos Tokka & Rahzar, Terrible Twos put a lot of pressure onto the poor target of a burn deck, and are a fantastically aggressive card
Monty Python and the Holy Grail's official board game includes a working catapult Fend off the roaming Black Knight, French style
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Although there are some other cool options for the commander of Esper Zombie Tribal, like Hashaton, Scarabs Fist (focusing more on reanimation) and Varina, Lich Queen (a very strong alternative), Temmet, Naktamuns Will seems like the optimal choice if build properly and there are a few ways to do that