Love Hidden Fortune Candles new product or a random stranger with

or a random stranger with a sense of humor

you reap what you sow

So we’ve carefully crafted a few extremely plausible excuses to get you out of all those pesky social obligations

or a toasty campfire in the middle of a blizzard

Turns out we need to sell a ton of these ’cuz the IRS is breathing down our necks… Scented candles are the fucking best

Love Hidden Fortune Candles new product or a random stranger withJust like a real fortune cookie, the fortune is a complete surprise! We love Chinese food and all, but honestly the best part is the fortune cookie. And since Veggie Lo Mein is now off limitsAtkins, manwe had the boys in the lab cook these babies up instead. Through the ancient science of heat and light, your fortune will appear as the candle burns. Confucius said, Better to light one small candle than curse the darkness. Smart guy. Closeout. Sold as